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I really appreciate your response. I agree that your murder example is probably way better. I never thought it about that way. I always just focused on how people use precaution or lack of as a reason to excuse rape, so I went with burglary and how that is viewed. And I did miss that.

Well, maybe you should have said “I would have compared it to murder because...” and explain. Then just saying you are wrong and police will chew you out. So of course, I am going to think you blame victims. Also people don’t always have a choice on where they can live. So attacking them because they are stuck in a…

How’s that affordable housing and homeless population crisis working out for you guys?

that’s not true if you sell ‘em for parts

I don’t work in the United States. As far as your system goes, I agree. Never in a million years would I elicit evidence I knew to be bullshit.

Well, if he does win, will that save us from another NCIS spin-off?

The opened themselves up to this when they named him. I’m not surprised at all. They tried to make a new “the Jinx” and failed.

A word on Werner Spitz, who’s mentioned in this post. I’ve now been a prosecutor for 15 years. He was called as an expert witness in literally the first case I ever worked on.

I can act surprised if you want but really not.

I really need to know who hurt 2006 and made it turn into this Angel of Death that we call 2016

I hope this boyfriend of Britney’s isn’t on her dads payroll and just actually likes her and feels super fucking lucky to date her and adores her. I never liked her music but for some reason I’m rooting for her to be happy.

Seriously, though, I wonder whether the stress of an impending Trumpocalypse is exacerbating underlying health issues for many people.

They pale in comparison to the original.

When I think of Ariana Grande I think of someone trying to pretend to be a baby and be carried around and have generally been dismissive.

I feel like “very insightful” is some holiday generosity, but sure.

Here’s a trend that needs to pick back up and continue forever:

I read way too many of these (up until “foxhead garlands”) before realizing this was satire.

Mark Sanchez has studied this photo for several hours. And that was before he knew there was a question about missing legs.

Do all millennials wet their pants when things go badly?