Hillary Clinton was my Plan B. Trump turning out to be sane on some level was Plan C.

Very. The Canadian Moose Troopers are a lot faster than you’d expect, and the Polar Bear Cavalry are savage as fuck.

I already got all of Trump’s cabinet members named as cockroaches.

Nobody but a masochist smiles while they’re repeatedly beat down

I say we keep it. And then use it against him when he loses the next election to a Democrat.

From what I understand, most of those accidents involve a car as the other party. So much so that it’s not motorcyclists being safer drivers that’s an issue as much as people in cars not paying attention to motorcycles.

They do every chance they get. It fails every time because even most Republicans are not stupid enough to think this is a good thing. Especially since the first thing that’ll happen once we withdraw is World vs. Israel, Round 1. That would make us choose between abandoning an ally or inciting a world war.

If you have to ask “is it racist,” the answer is YES!

I just kinda wish she’d go away. I can’t see her as anything except Bella, and that was... ick.

I love that movie so much!

The part that catches my attention: Did you notice how young these women are? Most of them are around my age.

Because I failed Latin like a boss.

Delenda est Americo.

Kinky!

You win. That movie reference was just too appropriate.

Youth and vigor, sweets! I’ll race ahead of you and your mother ;)

So if she’s ever looking for a girlfriend, you’ll fight me for her? Because I called dibs four years ago.

I have to disagree with Cher. He’s very believable as a narcissist.

At this point, the real killer could show up with a minigun that fires dildoes, open fire on a middle school while shouting he did it, and then produce photographs that prove it and we still wouldn’t be able to put him behind bars. Because this case is just that fucked up.

The Republicans didn’t invent dead bodies or lost firearms. It did not invent Benghazi or the failure of Operation Fast and Furious. All it did was twist them.