People tried. Trump ran off at the mouth so much the media was desperate just to keep up with what he was currently saying.

This is what they’d have to pass as.

That’s Michael Jackson at the end of his life.

Welp. Time to go pluck my eyes out and burn them. Only way to cleanse this sight from them.

Nope. Sociopathy is one of two normal brain set-ups.

Yes.

You forgot the terminal case of head up his ass.

Maybe we need to march on Hollywood to fix discrimination like this.

Agreed. Too many are suffering for no good reason at all.

They would also have to sort through who got discharged for what. Being gay? Not really a good discharge. Rape or war crimes? Yeah, that deserves the dishonorable.

Eh, that’s only 26 years from when it was first made law.

“Don’t ask, Don’t tell” was instituted by Clinton in 1994, nearly 50 years after this guy was discharged.

Nope. He tried to prevent it, but I thought he was hitting on me, gut punched him, and used his time machine to dump him in the dinosaur era.

It’s not about if the penalty itself is moral or not.

Hey, some of them deserve it. Like the ones found guilty of rape or war crimes.

She must have excellent hearing to know he was masturbating. I mean, when a penis is that small, there’s not likely to be much slapping going on...

Look, when I stole that time machine and seeded everyone back then with fertility drugs and horniness enhancers, I was drunk. I had no idea the human race was supposed to stop reproducing that year.

And that’s the reason I advise against laughter. I have seen coworkers seriously injured because of laughing in the face of some idiot.

This doesn’t work so well when they can just have you arrested and charged with some bullshit crime that you’ll either have to plead guilty to or waste a lot of time and effort fighting.

Yes! This works!