Usually, unnecessary roughness by the police is much, much worse.

Oh well, if they make it back to Punxsutawney they can stay there for a night...or 30 years...

Holy shit, it’s snowing so hard there that it’s even snowing inside the bus. Prayers.

But did he breakdown and say he cried over Reggie and Len? That is the true hallmark of a proper Simmons/Celtics rant.

I’m surprised Simmons wasn’t too busy gagging on the rotting dick of Red Auerbach.

“Then, Simmons immediately went on rant about how this would have never happened with the Celtics in the 80s.”

Did he also tell you how great MeUndies and Stamps.com are?

The comic sans really sells this. +1

When reached for comment, Dan Gilbert issued the attached response.

Man, some people get so worked up over the “unwritten rules” of poker.

Worse than the guy at the blackjack table who constantly calls it poker?

Jay-Z also didn’t make a song about MOPEDS

Bullshit. Macklemore isn’t famous because he’s white, Macklemore is famous because his producer (Ryan Lewis) is fantastic. I don’t care who you are, if you can’t shake your ass to Thrift Shop, Ceiling Can’t Hold Us, etc. then you might as well be dead.

...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

Jerry Jones was into his 127th tweet before he realised this wasn’t for a Georgian bride.

I would hope not.

To hear the Seahawks and Aaron Rodgers tell it, you’d think the NFC championship matchup was decided entirely by Cletes.

Pete Carroll blamed the grass.

Jesus Christ, can’t a team just LOSE and blame it on scoring less points than the other team anymore?