The referee’s feet weren’t set.

its up to 89 now.

And in the case of Brazil it’s this sick one-two punch that FIFA and the IOC threw them.

The hurdles. Man, you had better clear those hurdles.

Agreed, next logical step is to remove the water from the aquatic sports’ venues.

Simple solution: turn to one of your most prominent citizens for electricity.

What’s the big deal? Which track and field event needs electricity?

At the end of the day, it’s all about the dough.

Not pictured: the woman’s evidently MASSIVE vagina.

I think you misunderstood your soccer-loving friend. He meant “gold standard,” as in similar to the San Francisco 49ers.

In contrast, Moyes was told well in advance he was being canned, but mistakenly thought they were ordering him dinner.

Pictured: Rafa Benítez realizing that the gradually increasing noise he was hearing sounded like 76 trombones.

Precisely. The company is up to some shady practices, but this doesn’t even register as one.

And then you won’t be able to grab an uber on a busy night, just like a taxi!

THANK YOU. I came here just to comment on that. It’s Uber’s fault when the guy was informed both via email AND the driver that there would be a NYE surge price?

He wasn’t too drunk to MANUALLY ENTER THE MULTIPLIER in the app to confirm his ride. Fuck that guy. Uber is guilty of some horrible anti-labor shit but I have no sympathy for these idiots who can’t do math.

That run is also an accurate reenactment of my roadside sobriety test.

You’re awesome, Kinja and I don’t always get along.

Helping. :-)

Like most things delivered by Dan Haren, these tweets were completely out of left field.