“Goddamn Obama just lets people steal things now and doesn’t even care.” -Drunk father in law looking over my shoulder as I read this article. Merry Christmas!

There was an absurd possession late in the game against the Clippers, much like this one, where there were over a dozen passes and about a half-dozen open jumpers they passed up and they wound up with an easy layup because they completely discombobulated the D. They put on goddamn offensive clinics these last few…

I’d like to ass him a few questions about this.

In related news, Ron Jaworski will now be hosting the 2016 Miss Universe pageant.

To be fair, no manager gave Chicharito starting time consistently.

CHINGA TU MADRE Van Gaal!

Bayern fan here. The sooner the Red Devils “have a feeling” of sacking him for real, the sooner we continue the rivalry you started in ‘99. (jerks)

This is a bit disingenuous. de Aza right now is their fourth biggest move of the offseason, behind the signing of Asdrubel Cabrera, the trade for Neil Walker and the resigning of Colon. Also, Murphy is not a very good baseball player all told (Walker is certainly better than he is, and even that only became the move…

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

“Line? What line? I didn’t see a line here. Nope. *sniff*”

“...after the earholing...”

Ah, if only the children of the Middle East had skis.

A picture of the proposed fire pit:

This is a subtle way of vetting the idea of giving A-Rod a Viking funeral.

Wow time sure does fly. I remember sitting on my couch, young, unmarried, jobless watching him win the Heisman. Now 18 years, 7 pro bowls, a Super bowl ring later, I’m sitting on my couch, old, unmarried, jobless, reading about his retirement. Life sure does come at you fast.

Surely this is a better way to track ticket sales. Inflation moves a lot faster than population growth.

yeah but Joe Buck didn’t call the Raiders/Bengals game

Wonderful Kinja.

This is unacceptable by Carolina. Trash-talk is fine, but once the baseball bats are introduced it becomes a blatant act of WAR.