If that's a sucker punch then my wife has sucker punched me hundreds of times.

“Finish the job.” — Michael Vick

According to the linked AP story, the kid recently had a thorough work up at the NIH in Bethesda. Conclusion was 1) ‘perfect health’; 2) his height is ‘just genetics’ (both parents are extremely tall athletes); and 3) ‘eat pasta’—the above meal plan is NIH-prescribed. A bigger concern: This Italian basketball…

Another thing to fix: make penalties reviewable.

They officials aren’t any worse. There are just more camera angles.

Billy, if you want to die because of something a Brazilian soccer player did you should just officiate a Brazilian soccer match.

Your answer is informative, helpful, and non-judgmental. I hate it and I hate you, too.

Depends on your perspective? “Erin” is an Anglicized version of “Eirinn”, which is one of the forms in Gaelic for “Eire” = i.e., Ireland. “Eireann” is the genitive, like “of Ireland,” so the Dail Eireann is, literally, “Assembly of Ireland” (one of the houses of their legislature).

“Hey hun, would you mind spending the next couple of hours watching something that you have zero interest in?”

I want to say Stockholm Syndrome, but Stockholm is at least a pleasant place to live.

Gee, Officer Kroenke, Kroenk you!

Guess she can knock “running into a superstar” off her bucket list.

Ass wants more butts

but where does Deulofeu figure into this story?

Are we still treating basketball as a sport? Seriously, once they started ignoring travieling, I was nearly done. Then, once they made it a felony to touch a “star,” they totally lost me. Basketball is wrestling without the finishing move.

I am sure Notch was just as surprised as you!

Louis CK can do no wrong, even when he forces you to watch him masturbate

well played Samer.