They figure most UFC fans don’t read anyway.

“Man, I wonder what the odds were on this happening”

SO are we just gonna ignore this?!

They miss Chicharito about as much as Chelsea miss Lukaku and DeBruyne, which is to say, “shitloads”.

I laughed out loud at the slow motion replay of him scooting on both knees like a drunk baby giraffe to finish that goal.

Marouane Fellaini is a vision of style and grace whenever he scores a goal.

No, as they never played him.

Manchester United do not miss Chicharito at all, not one little bit.

CNN’s PR instincts match their journalistic ones: turrible.

I look forward to the takes tomorrow.

Seeing people who have callously committed horrific acts on other people start to cry when forced to take (some) responsibility for their conduct always makes me hate them even more.

In Total Recall, as Quaid is being put into the machine you can hear a technician in the background say “Blue sky on Mars, that’s a new one”. I’ve always loved that little bit of foreshadowing and I think it’s more telling than the salesman’s spiel.

They are really reaching here, especially with No Country for Old Men. Also, the whole point of Total Recall is that the movie plays out exactly like the fantasy he is supposed to get implanted with. Not really a spoiler, or foreshadowing. More like a call out of action/adventure/spy movies.

Define: spoiler

That's one motivated Mastiff. My Danes would take one look at that course, take a couple monster dumps, then go back to sleep.

This is like when the fridge scored a rushing TD in the Super Bowl. Damn, this big guy just made my day…

Sounds like a perfect GOP presidential candidate.

In other news, Raheem Sterling led a surprising City comeback in the last 10 minutes with 2 goals to win 4-2.

An investigation by Patricia Hernandez.