Maybe she shouldn’t have been out with beyonce ,jay-Z and puffy at that wack soul-train themed birthday party and concentrated on winning the open.

If Kim Jun un didn’t enjoy sarcasm why did he invite dennis rodman as an american ambassador to North Korea.

I thought that said His and Her Sushi machines, which would be pretty cool but start to smell bad after a while.

Get ready for the real miracle mets !!!

Where were you when you heard the news? I was at work, I heard a soft sobbing from my bosses office. I asked her what wrong, and she said everything. That’s when tony the mail room guy walked by and said he was leaving early, he just couldn’t continue working. That’s when I knew it was serious, Tony never leaves…

They seem more outraged about this ban then when that guy mowed down all those people. They must love seeing bodies draped in black on the beach.

“I’m Sorry”.

What about Graham Nash is that a person or a band I was never sure.

Why do we always side with the kids? I think its projecting we want to consider ourselves kids fighting the system, but we are adults. This kid was messing with her shoes and the teacher told her to stop several times, she didn’t. What the teacher did was stupid but maybe she just lost it, It’s tough being a teacher…

They caught the vapors:

Remember when will smith was like my son is going to be a movie star like me and everybody was like nope.

Who cares what these dingbats have to say.

Good for her dumbass. Does anybody have sympathy for her say so now (cricket sounds).