I mean, I don’t even know what to say. That is some premium Kinja right there. :D

The obvious solution is charter schools. Everyone needs to go to a charter school where they can learn the fundamentals. Like 2+2=Jesus. Important stuff.

And it always happens around the time I flush the toilet. Coincidence?

That’s another issue. No one knows why you laugh either. Probably demons trying to escape your body. Probably the devil.

Let’s not lie here people. I understand we all want to be “PC” or whatever… But its time to get real.

I am surprised he stopped at 59 missiles. 60 would have really been something to brag about.

Exactly. Every crash is caused by nothing other than greed and foolishness by Wall Street itself. A more appropriate homage to Wall Street would be a termite mound.

the world has changed very much since the bull was originally placed. To me it no longer symbolizes “the resilience of the American market”, but rather, the greed and selfishness of Wall St. and their complete disregard for the middle class, trampling over them to get more money in their pockets.

Bitch, you’re lucky that Tyler Durden’s testosterone crew didn’t destroy your fucking bull statue as part of Operation Latte Thunder.

THIS must be why the market’s been so sluggish lately!

Sophie is a very good girl but she just had surgery yesterday so she’s not feeling photogenic right now. Instead here’s an older picture of her dumb ass using a brick as a pillow.

She think she’s people. (The dog, not the wife.) (Well, the wife too, I suppose.)

This is Ella.

This is Scotty. I think he’s a good dog.

This is Pax chillin’ at Rialto Beach.

My step-dog.

Charles Barkley

Wallace 2020.

My dog Hank is a very good dog. Yes he is!!!