You spelled “definition” wrong.

Remember, folks, the ones acting pathologically in a deeply pathological situation are the normal ones. The ones acting in a deeply pathological situation as if things were entirely normal are the ones to watch.

“How hard is that, especially for someone who basically does PR for a living?”

Think of the whatnow?....

i’ve been engaged twice. once the asshole said to me on the beach on vacation the next day ‘are you losing your touch b/c we’re engaged?’ i handed back the ring at the airport. i

Circle circle dot dot now you have a cootie shot.

Everyone still remembers the “there were three of us in the marriage” line, where she openly revealed Charles was an adulterer.

Before the internet, women didn’t have a whole lot of exposure to other women who publicly aired their unhappiness in their marriages and relationships. At a certain point, Princess Diana revealed it all, including her misery with Charles and eating disorders. That is not a small thing and she should be given credit.…

But minorities and women should just shut up and be able identify with all the white males that are already out there because of....reasons!

“Chernobyl Sunset” shade of bronzer 

And nowhere on the internet is there a way to watch old episodes of Doctor Who so that boys can have that role model! Those poor, deprived boys who have literally no space captains, wizards, ninjas, aliens, presidents, historical figures, athletes, fathers, actors, or knights to look up to!

How can boys look up to a fictional shapeshifting alien if said alien has tits?

When is the hair and makeup person going to fix Donald’s hair? It needs a good complete buzz and then he could cover his bald head in bronzer.

I have had men on the street tell me I’d be “perfect” if I toned up/lost 15 pounds. They always couch it in the context of health/fitness advice, so it’s meant to seem like a compliment.

The thing is he ISN’T a real believer, he’s just really good at being an opportunist.

“Look. I like you. But you’re, like, a 4 out of 10. That’s not good enough to beat spicey’s ratings. Definitely not. So you need to get up to at least a 6 out of 10. Hit the gym, cut back on the McDees, tan every once and a while...you know. Actually care about your body and appearance. Unlike now. Where you obviously…

Exactly, not on national T.V., what is wrong with these men?

Maybe the Hair and Makeup person could also do something about all the brown on Scaramucci’s nose.