So who’s the pussy? Obama? So he should get tough, like Trump’s idol Putin? So I guess he should start putting his enemies in jail like Putin. Hmmm, maybe someone who spent a few years asking for a birth certificate?

I am so sorry. Glad you have survived intact.

Yikes. That’s horrifying. And he’s still your stepdad? That’s even more horrifying.

1. Not until I moved to the city so 18.
2. 13
3. Old enough that I told them to shut up.
4. About 25.

If you don’t have time to visit Museum of Fine Arts, go to the Fogg Museum in Cambridge (part of Harvard). It’s spectacular and manageable in size. While in Cambridge, dine at Thelonius Monkfish for Asian and then Toscanini’s for ice cream. The Holocaust Memorial in Boston is beautifully done and really moving. In…

No. The dog with her period was in heat. Male dogs don’t go into heat, females do (that’s what the blood signifies), to signal the male that it’s mating season. That’s why the male was going crazy. Sounds like a lot of crazy in this house.

If only.

Seriously. Howie Carr moderating in New Hampshire. Everyone so happy in their regular-white-guy bubble.

Unfortunately we rarely care about ruining HER life.

You can really understand why Barack pursued her with such determination. 

They’d be apoplectic.

Normally I’m a sucker for a Scouser accent, but in this case it’s the big N-O.

My sister had her first kid at 37. My cousin had hers at 42. My best friend at 41, then another at 44. Relax, think first about what you are looking for in a partner. Then you can start concentrating on kids. 

Admit that you will never give up carbs (and you really shouldn’t), have your carbs for lunch, and skip them at dinner. Really works.

No, you’re right. The NYT is crap. It’s been an embarassment for a long time.

You can tell by the “sorry if I offended anybody” wrapup to his “apology.”

They can’t help it. Because they really believe they know better than the rest of us. They’re just trying to help!

I barely recognize her. She looks totally different. And not super happy.

Now that is good news. Do I need to tell you good news is particularly welcome at this moment?

Chicago = Obama