I noticed the same thing. I guess you can’t have both.

I resemble this remark.

Zzzzzzzz. So tired of these two. Would love to know who their publicist is. This person needs a huge raise.

This is the one that sold me for good.

Here’s who I’m ignoring forever. Christians. Republicans. Fox “News.” I’m just going to ignore them, because they’re all insane and I’m not even going to acknowlege them. Updates to this list will be provided.

I already made two of these and now I’m making one for myself because it looks cute on everyone, male or female

Love this! Somewhere I have a similar pattern for wrist warmers. One of these days!

Damn. Hang up on him when he starts with that crap, and don’t call him back. Keep hanging up when you need to. Eventually he’ll start speaking to you respectfully, or he won’t. Either way you won’t have to listen to it any more.

Justin Bieber is officially my new hero. I have wanted to do this hundreds of times.

How do you react when you find out about the wife or girlfriend? Do you say nothing, or call them out? Be the kind of person who calls them out. Maybe you should establish early on in the conversation if the guy is attached or not if this happens all the time.

But only for a man.

It’s been working for them for over thirty years. How else do you think Bush and Cheney got away with all of their BS?

I’m sorry. Why do we care about this person?

“Sexism in Church” = “Department of Redundancy Department.”

He’s probably gay and doesn’t want to admit it to himself. It’s only going to get worse. I’m sorry but I think it’s over.

No carbs at dinner. Dinner size cut in half. Splurge on weekends (don’t deprive yourself of anything you like, just have one on the weekend). More fruit and veggies. I didn’t count calories, I don’t even own a scale. I just started living a little differently (I did start working out more too). The most important step…

He’s essentially angry at you for not reading his mind. This is not a good sign. You are not overreacting. Time to say bye-bye.

Also the Republicans still cannot get over the fact that many members of the press (though certainly not all) aren’t their lapdogs any more, like when they only had to say “scandal,” “Whitewater,” “Lewinsky” and they’d be slobbering all over themselves to print their latest bunch of garbage. In the old days, whatever…

The Churchies are weird. What the Churchies think God cares about is weird. Where are the Churchies getting this information is what I’d like to know.

... aaaaand this is why we started wearing black leather.