Plus it’s spelled “advice.” “Advise” is the verb.

All men are NOT manipulative. Actually the majority are not. If the only thing you want is fun with a married man, go for it. But if you find yourself drawn over and over again to these charmer types, then you need to do a little work on yourself (yes, I mean therapy).

The only time I ever caught a bouquet was during a promotion at a Lush store, and whoever caught it would win a bath bomb. I caught it one-handed because they were also giving out cupcakes.

You may not be able to (keep her from getting upset, I mean). She may be upset, but do it your own way anyway. Try this: “You had your wedding, this is mine.” Repeat.

He claims he’s received death threats, but hasn’t shown any evidence.

I’m pissed that Words with Friends wouldn’t let me use lipo yesterday. I bet there are more people who lipo than vape!

You made your choice when to have children. Let them have theirs.

I know, silly me, I forgot.

Who’s mocking you? The author’s mother, in the sixties?

Yes! How did he do that? Super warm but never clammy.

Seconded.

Sounds to me like a guy who’s been lying for decades and has been used to everyone believing him and is now panicking that not everyone is buying it.

Keep pointing. Keep laughing. Keep eating pesticides.

This is on the extreme side, but I married for the first time in my fifties. My husband is so lovely. Worth the wait. I am so glad I didn’t settle.

“Sorry, I’m not able to do it.”

*threw

Vertical stripes ARE slimming!

She is perfection.

Of course you do.

I hate both things too! Really hate ‘em. I think we are soulmates.