Jesus H. Christ. Santa Claus. No "e" at the end. That was a movie, and the title was a pun.

Oh no. Her arms were Photoshopped. This whole image has been 'shopped within an inch of its life. All magazine covers are, especially women.

Right? Just another example of him being completely wrong, in every way.

So do I. And I do it all the time. And so should everyone. A very sweet "excuse me" is usually enough.

Oh my, what a clever little scamp!

That's horrible. Then again, I used to ride my bike to buy cigarettes for my mother. Starting at about age 6 or so. No problem.

Oh well. All the more for us.

Also the best thing to have when you feel a cold coming on. Try it.

National Comfort Food Day. Who knew? Yet we had chicken and rice from the food truck for lunch. Got to love living in a city with food trucks everywhere!

Don't hate yourself. The rule is you have to have 2.

He was a door-walking-through boy.

Correct spelling is Aidan.

Cry-it-outers are the worst neighbors, that's for sure. I don't believe in it myself.

I know. I knew I loved him, but I didn't know I loved him THIS much.

Yes to your entire last paragraph. It's horrible when the person who's supposed to protect you from bullies is one herself. It's a huge betrayal and it turns your world upside down. You never really get used to it, but it's good that you are beginning to recognize that's the way she's built and there's not one thing…

A guy shoving his tongue down your throat has nothing to do with how you "present" yourself. He's just an ass. And you are well within your rights to say "Get off of me." Loudly. And push him away.

Look for a basics class, but even a more advanced class can be modified for a beginner as long as you let the instructor know. Don't worry, all sizes of people love yoga. All of the other advice here is good. I think you'll really love it.

Store your veggies in green bags (just Google "green bags," a million places sell them). Place a paper towel in with them too. They keep so much longer.

Urgggh. I knew someone who did standup who was constantly trying to fix me up with her comedian friends. Do you know what hanging around with comedians is not? Funny.

Well then, you should know exactly what happens to all women and where it happens (I'm assuming you HAVE been to every city). Sorry, I should have know you were the ultimate authority! Thanks for straightening me out.