This happens, especially if you've been with someone a long time. In fact it will continue to happen as long as you're a living human. Just acknowledge it (to yourself), sooner or later your crush will probably show himself to be less than perfect.

True about True. I found exactly zero bras that fit (after doing the try 5 deal). Zero.

Pornos.

I thought the same, but there's a problem since there's no inverted-eggplant emoji to go with sad-face guy.

I think I love you.

I am not you, but clearly you are a person of great insight and intelligence.

Lesson: anyone who needs to inform you that they are nice is not. Same goes with anyone who needs to tell you they are funny, smart, or (especially, and my personal favorite) classy. These things are for you to deduce on your own. Anyone who doesn't get this is neither nice, funny, smart, or (especially) classy.

I love Medium. It's actually based on a real person.

I love this so much. The only thing that's missing is a rant about how "all women are golddiggers" after he just happens to mention that cool $32K.

Wha...?

Agree. If the fries don't stand on their own, they're not worth eating.

Thank you CS!

My love for her knows no bounds. She is always perfect.

Unless they're taking 'ludes. (I'm sure I'm dating myself with that.)

Correct. The cops who shot him knew not one thing about him except that he was black.

"... the photo would be removed out of respect." How about, post the original photo? They also apologized "that it has offended some people." Not because what they did was wrong. Then they go tripping over themselves, "...does not believe in glamorising skinny models, nor do they support an unhealthy body ideal."…

I feel bad for a lot of the last-name-as-first-name kids. I saw a Campbell somewhere today. Poor guy, who's going to want to date a soup?

Harrison.

Years ago while I was internet dating I was talking with a Mark while one of my sisters was dating a Mark and another sister was married to a Mark. There are a lot of Marks, it's true.

Yeah, you can think of something to say to him and drag out this mess for a while or you can just say "bye bye." He's already shown you he's got a dating profile and has a relationship with at least one other woman. This is who he is. And you can do so much better.