I so adored this episode. Love Mr. Nerdstrom too (or is it Mr. Boogerstrom?)

The strong, sexy yet sensitive new age healer/massage therapist rock god? The John Redcorns of the world are rarer than unicorns, I fear.

I thought this question would be "who is your cartoon character crush?', so I am disappointed. (John Redcorn.)

Don't listen to these bridezillas, BB. You are correct. Having a wedding on a holiday is inconsiderate. My cousin got married in her hometown on the Sunday of a 3-day weekend. So it broke up the entire weekend. And she didn't live somewhere particularly fun, so it's not like you could have made a weekend out of it…

*crotchety. Unless crockety is a word I've never heard of. Some reference to Sonny Crockett? Or Davy?

It doesn't need a comma at all.

*single-serve. Ah, the compound-word hyphen. So helpful!

Thank you for reinforcing my view that Magicians Are the Worst.

Too much use of the word "lady." Amirite, Ladies?

She's something. I never heard of her but because of one tweet I now know she's a model, she's married to Jose Canseco (oooh so lucky!), and she weighs less than 110. And she's so so upset about it! What the German word for pretending to be upset about something that in reality you are soooo psyched about?

Thank you for buck naked!

Love these guys. Love this generation. They do not care if you are male or female, nor do they care where your family is from, what color is your skin, your religion, whether you are gay or straight. They do not care, and they are bewildered by those who are. There are a lot of parents out there doing a really good…

Thanks, I thought you meant his flared jeans, being such a stylish dude and all.

Do a better job of promoting shows geared to women! I just found out about an awesome little show called Best Friends Forever, which was on NBC two years ago. How did I find out about it? One of my Facebook friends is acting in Playing House, a new show by the same creators (also awesome). I had heard not one word…

"flare" for language?

So good. Keegan-Michael Key, so dreamy.

Can we come up with some different names for kids please? Not new, made-up names. Just something besides Conor and Aidan.

I lost a lot of weight over a couple of years. How much? I don't know. I never weighed myself because I knew I would drive myself crazy obsessing over numbers. I didn't even count calories. I just ate better and moved more (mainly eating a much smaller dinner with no carbs, and upping my workouts). The most important…

I must ask — is porn part of the problem here? Do we need to teach a class in high school along the lines of: As Prince Charming is a fairy tale for girls, so too are the women in pornos who are so readily available to all men?

Also get implants.