oh my god

found the nazi

i was more than a little stunned to learn of all these new vehicles coming out (see: Ford Bronco) w/ sub-20mpg gas mileage. In the 80s Japanese manufacturers were consistently pumping out 40+ mpg cars. through the 2000s we were looking at industry standards topping 60mpg by 2020. what the fuck are they doing at ford?…

c’mon. custom cozzie v12. don’t be such a pooppants

they did 9/11 too

wish i knew this goofball existed when i sold my 2009 Hyundai Santa Fe Manual, which was supposed to go to Stuttgart but ended up in Seattle and was transported to my BMW dealership in NJ, where they promptly called me and sold it to me for $3k under blue book. 

i actually watched this whole thing and it’s really sad. this guy is obviously a lunatic, but the fact that he’s driving around in a passat wishing he had a tesla is just really sad sad shit. 

i don’t know! but it felt like the right thing to do. my reasoning:

i wonder. i’ve been on the phone w/ my local VW dealer for the past few months since the announcement of the Golf R, which is being offered in a manual. I will *gladly* cancel my reservation for this car if it comes in a manual, and it seems to be positioned against the $50,000 VW which pains me to consider shelling…

what is the appropriate age to tell your child that somebody died a their gender reveal?

oh shit it’s mine lol was wondering where that went. 

she literally drives a truck you numpty

jesus christ dude. apostrophes are for possessives, not plurals. 

best way to remove 210 pounds from my (admittedly nonexistent) m5 is to just not have any passengers. shit i drive that thing alone and it’s down ~500 lbs

it’s not. it’s cool, but it’s not what we *need.* we *need*a fuckin manual

i hate the name Huckberry so much. just hate it. stupid name

i hate the name Huckberry so much. just hate it. stupid name

why are the headlights like that?

why are the headlights like that?

this looks fuckin terrible lol

how is little nemo not on here? i’m 32 and still have nightmares about it

i’ve been saying this for years. they’ve been lying about the tires. the mclaren f1 hit 242 in the 90s. they lie about the tires because there’s little-to-no market for 300mph tires, not because they can’t make them