jamlopnik
jamlopnik
jamlopnik

shitblue ‘88 4 door golf GL. manual. not this exact one it was stock. in terms of buying/selling cars this was the best one i ever bought and the worst i’ve ever felt when i sold (mom made me because she discovered it didn’t have airbags.)

well it is a corvette

i read this on the bbc the other day and it is just so fucking dumb. i’m a SALES GUY. i live paycheck to paycheck selling fucking consulting. i’m by no means poor, but i’m not even sniffing rich. my net worth is nearly zero. i’m a platinum delta skymiles member and while my business pays for the *majority* of my

because FUCK YOU, PLASTIC

*clicks on article written for people like me, skips the video and text content, goes directly to the comment section to do the thing that the people who created the content to tell me not to do*

every time i see powered retractable hardtop initialized i think of this meme

Is there a reason they’re using 991.2 tail lights and not 992 tail lights? kinda weird that this “new porsche” is actually an older porsche

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why did you write it like that? why? now this is stuck in my head and it should be for everyone else too.

this is a little more leading than you were being in Instagram comments last night

not that i care that you’re calling it this. i live in new york city and call it “flyover country” as well. but with all that said the person i know who has the most mclarens; new and old and racing and daily driven, lives in flyover country. he’s got access to every new model and is going to be the recipient of the

saw this on your IG over the weekend. love Jalopnik’s ability to be reactive in these scenarios long before the rest of the auto journo world catches up. jalopnik wins again

i know rich people who drive the Tesla and hate the sparse vegan interior. these are guys who drove 760s, S550s, and Audi A8Ls. The thing they miss the most? A nice interior. Yes this thing is a tesla fighter. for the target market (guys who will spend over $100k on a sedan) it’s a tesla destroyer.

cool. a new chair that invents a new place for me to lose my phone in the car. 

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every time i see one of these tragic deaths i’m forced to remember this fucking macabre commercial, because i think “it wasn’t elaine larsen this time.” maybe we shouldn’t be doing jet cars.

oof this list doesn’t even have the real #1, which is new england clam chowder

yes

oh i totally agree, i know this to be fact. but the bottom line is that nascar is not going to just randomly, or through effort, broaden their fanbase to a group of people who previously didn’t give a shit. they need to focus on morons who don’t care about the mechanics of it, who just like burning fuel and going fast

my girlfriend is swedish. not sure what this guy is, but we have this problem in our home at least once a week. she’s fluent, but sometimes it’s hard for her to say words. totally cool. but sotheby’s should never have had an auctioneer who speaks english as a second language conducting an auction.

i think that might be the best looking car you can buy.

super glad for your perseverance, and continued love for the sport, but i’m confused.