Don't worry. Mr. T said he would put cancer in a headlock. That should just about do it.

Fucking Tim!

Sorry Cigarette that's incorrect. Please phrase your answer in the form of a question.

It needs more DiCaprio!

They were all dead the whole time!

I actually liked his Facts of Life theme better, but both are awesome.

I mentioned this in another spot, but I absolutely love when he says "Hey folks! Stop me if you've heard this one. Actually don't, it's about your taxes!" The whole line is so unnecessary yet so awesome.

He OWNED those radio spots! "Hey folks!"

I think he had two other sons as well. The Thickes will live on!

Yes it certainly brings up that age-old question of whether it would be better to die suddenly with no pain or over a prolonged period with time to mend fences, etc.

Ricky Schroeder's wacky dad from Silver Spoons? (Sorry too lazy to research his name)

A CANADIAN white guy, to boot!

Excuse me…"Dr." Huxtable. He didn't spend 7 years in fake tv show doctor school for nothing.

He was your friend? Very sorry for your loss.

I think Family Guy depicted a pretty hilarious version of him in a Growing Pains clip one time. To YouTube!!!

Were there pictures of him? If not, you could have just said you weren't THAT Alan Thicke.

Darn now they won't be able to make a Growing Pains sequel a la Fuller House! Growinger Pains? Growing More Painful? Full Grown Pains?

Thanks for posting this critique on his obituary page!

I love the one that goes "Hey folks! Stop me if you've heard this one. Actually don't, it's about your taxes!" Great writing!

Well that's not very polite, especially for a Canadian!