Similarly, I listen Kid Rock when I'm stuck with people who listen to Kid Rock. I usually find ways out of being stuck with them any further, though.

I've always told people who doubted the animal status of human beings to go check out any public restroom in America. I've never heard a rebuttal.

Boy, did they really deserve all that? I don't know how poorly you were treated, but sometimes people tend to forget that managers are workers too, and I've seen enough employees walk all over, berate, and take advantage of well-meaning, reasonable managers as well.

Well why wasn't your shirt ironed properly?

I'm powerless and helpless in my life, so treating the fast food worker like dirt is my only chance to feel powerful, don't you see???

He bellowed??? Didn't he notice the No Bellowing, Harping, or Caterwauling sign posted by the door?

No mention of Spongebob? No one takes more pride in his menial duties than him, and Squidward is the perfect representation of the current popular perception of fast food workers. Gotta love it!

You sure you wouldn't have reacted that way to any song in your delicate state?

"I don't know where we went wrong, but the feelin's gone and I just can't get it back."
—Gordon Lightfoot

This is embarrassing, but that darn song Jesse by Joshua Kadison makes me melt.

Hey she was left safe and sound, man.

Oddly enough, the Goosebumps theme gave me goose pimples, or maybe it was chicken pox.

When I think of Glen Frey, I think of Will Ferrell making out with Jimmy Fallon.

The Ghost of Tom Joad always gets me. I think the line "with a hole in your belly and a gun in your hand" always catches me and sends me to thinking.

I thought maybe they were trying to recapture the nuanced, subtle on-screen magic from the first film after mistakenly straying from their successful roots for the second film.

Same airline that allowed Beatrix Kiddo to carry her Hatori Hanzo sword with her on her way back from Japan.

I made the mistake of watching Terms of Endearment last night, made ever so much more powerful since losing my mother to cancer last year. I bet this show along with it would probably push me right over the depression ledge.

Boobarella from the Simpsons!

Rigor Mortis is so sexy!

Sliders: The Next Generation