This was pitch perfect. I’m pretty sure the real Spicer would love a podium he could pick up and beat people with.

Not to be outdone, Mariah posted her own workout pics...

Have you heard the one about the guy that didn’t know the difference between butt-lube and wood glue?

I will also live tweet anyone jacking off to the movie next to me.

I find the use of the words “cements” and “bond” disconcerting in the context of buttsecks.

Semen is an underappreciated popcorn topping.

Possibly because the information that they can’t stand each other will put a damper on what is supposed to be a super sexy movie. Also, if they admit they hate each other, it makes it easier to prove that there is no chemistry between them on-screen.

Nothing cements a bond like simulated anal.

OMG, you replied! First time I’ve gotten a Kinja blogger to respond to me! What a day!

Yeah this is shade.

Honorable Judge Brown, I have been waiting since Tuesday to post this for your consideration. Be it shade?

Alaska’s win amounts to Ru’s “it’s her time” philosophy, where he gives the All-Stars crown to someone people think should have won their first time around. Katya was totally robbed.

“For the 10 of you out there who actually enjoy watching movies in 3D” Are you sure so many people like watching movies in 3D?

KATYA WAS ROBBED

KATYAAAAA. The single most savage moment of All-Stars.

SO STOKED. I binged seasons 4-8 and both rounds of all stars in three weeks. This show pulled me out some seriously dark times.

It goes on the Logo site literally an hour after it airs, it’s very very easy.

Yasssssssssssss!

can one save drafts in twitter? its not uncommon for a news bureau to have a number of chambered a-lister articles/stories ready to go, just in case.

If she’s pregnant, whoever’s tasked with carrying her around will be carrying two babies instead of one. Think about it.