I NOTICED THAT. GROSS.

There's an article in NYMag written by someone who attended the Women Tell All taping. (http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/03…) Pretty funny stuff:

I was wondering that too. Usually when you see a woman cry while wearing makeup, the mascara runs rivulets down the cheeks. Her goop stayed intact. Her lipstick never smudged. Jade should talk with her about her secrets since she is in the cosmetics biz.

Oh, agree, I don't particularly like her either. She was easily one of the most beautiful women they've ever had on the show (and she'd better be, for what she'd paid for it ;) ), but she had no discernible personality beyond "sweet" and "soft spoken" (I'm sure she does in real life, but her persona for the show was…

Agreed. She is the only contestant who seems actually relateable. I was dying at the clip of her impersonating Ashley S... is there a vine of that somewhere??

How can she wear that much glitter eyeshadow while crying that much and not end up with glitter-related eye infections all day err day?

He's not terrible but I don't like the fact that he tattles on the other girls.

I would honestly die if Kelsey is the Bachelorette. Die of sheer happiness for the weekly narcissism we could witness. #blessed

Emily Maynard's game is first rate, I will give her that, even though I don't like her. I love how she managed to win so much good will because she's a "single mom" who "wanted to be careful" who she exposed her daughter to, and people bought this hook, line, and sinker even though HELLO THE VERY PREMISE OF THE SHOW…

I really, really want Kaitlyn to respond to inquiries of why certain men were let go with the following answers:

I know everyone says this is the most boring season of The Bachelor ever, but the more I watch, the more I like Chris. Yes, he is a golden retriever in human form, but at least he doesn't pull his punches with the ladies. When he's not into them, he tells them, and he doesn't let tears sway him.

I am wholeheartedly on #TeamWhitney and refuse to believe she is on the show for any other reason than winning Chris' heart.

Anyone who thinks people watch this show seriously, is missing out on the best comedy on tv. The Men Tell All/Women Tell All episodes are always hilarious and full of drama. And as reality tv goes, I think it's very well produced. Some of the trips are pretty incredible, and sometimes they cast really cool people.

I really thought they were going to keep pushing Britt as Bachelorette. They vilified Carly and made Britt seem like an innocent to everything that went down. Not to say Carly wasn't mean but Britt wasn't blameless. Then they did that little "behind the scenes" clip with her telling Chris Harrison she still believed…

Every woman who goes on this show should study Emily Maynard on Brad's season. She clearly felt the same way Britt did, but she used it to subtly manipulate Brad into feeling guilty about spending time with the other women. It worked so well that Brad violated one of the show's (unspoken, except after the fact)…

If you look at the back of Chris' suit jacket after the awkward long hug where Britt is clawing her fingers into his back, you can see fingerprints left behind from her rubbing her face so much.

And also she made no mention and took no responsibility for her implosion when Kaitlyn got the rose instead of her, which I feel like is probably the real reason why Chris sent her home.

She looks like Kelly Kapowski.

There's always a girl on The Bachelor who signed up for this show but can't handle the premise and implodes because everyone else is flirting with/kissing HER boyfriend. This season, it's Britt. The second she realized there's a chance she may not win she bolted, but not before trying to manipulate Chris into begging…

Ok, this is important: what makeup is she wearing that could withstand such a torrent?