I recently bought a Lorac palette and can’t get myself to like it. It doesn’t blend well during application then by the end of the day it's all just smudged into one hot mess. Is this just me?!

Your comment made me cry more than the video did. I don’t know why or how, but it did. You just put it into words so well.

I work for myself & one of the biggest perks of vacationing at national parks is that not only can I not be expected to check my work email, but also I can’t be tempted to check it either.

to spread a message that is almost without fail, “I’m fine,” doesn’t just con their desperate, mournful targets out of a few hard-earned dollars, it does a disservice to the memories of those they lost.

So what exactly is your kickback for abortions? I am always interested in getting some extra side money.

Hahahaha I was on my laptop so I can’t blame autocorrect. Whoops! 🙄

Ashley, I get the impression they have given The Concourse exclusively to you and this is the smartest move in the history of journalism.

This is why you are only a crouching tiger and not quite a sex tiger yet.

“breeding recommendation,” despite the fact that he has yet to reproduce.

We are refugees, but we have one another.

Aww that warms my heart. I was worried I was going to be super homeless. I never really rebounded well after Defamer was axed. Thank you for the welcome! Let’s be friends.

Well, I will encourage all of foc to rectify this.

I feel like your Deadspin Padawan right now and I really appreciate it. Fuck that Phil Simms guy tho. Doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

I’m sorry, bb. Have a coffee crisp.

Ok I’ll just name drop this Phil Simms person a lot. Stay tuned for this to happen constantly.

How about Queso made from nuts? is that close enough?

we have no choice in this. just let it happen.

But Bills fans are just sad? I try not to punch down.

SHIT! IDK about sprouts either. I’m so fucked.

anytime bb!