where is anonymous can’t they like track these people down and send them poop in the mail instead

Not sure I could love this comrade more.

Get one that says “Hawn” and hang out together.

I bet Dan also has a lot of fervently-held opinions about babies on flights.

Some families ARE actually that close to each other.

Well, gosh. That’s about the nicest sort of bride you could ever hope to find/be. Three cheers for thoughtful brides. (and good sisters.)

Reddit is pretty much a gaping asshole.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

WHAT??? That is so distinctly unCanadian. I’d have expected an apology from the airline, the baby, and the nation. Sorry, America. I jumped to conclusions.

This actually happened to someone I know. If it’s like her case, it’s a combo of

BECAUSE POTATO SALAD GUY WAS AN ENTREPRENEUR LIVING THE DREAM BUT THIS MOOCHING BABY SHOULD PULL ITSELF UP BY ITS UMBILICAL CORD BOOTSTRAPS

"Sorcia, I'm in love with your best friend [a dude with a hilariously ridiculous name that I cannot post here]. We're moving to Virginia and I hope you'll be happy for us."

Tourism good. Influx of new residents bad.

Nashvillian here. It sucks. Don't come here. Stay in California and New York. There's nothing for you here. Tennessee is in the bottom quintile, can't you see? You'll hate it here.

Anna, thank you so much. I have loads to say and this is perhaps not the best place to say all of it. In my years of moderating Jezebel and Groupthink (nowadays Groupthink), I've faced a lot of horrifying trolls myself. The other mods and I have had to contact police before, block doxxing attempts, take care of…

I, a person who wishes to know where you got this pot, also fully support this! Vaseline is awesome in the winter.

• LITERALLY EVERYTHING VASELINE IS THE ULTIMATE PRODUCT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ITS EXISTENCE

"And here is our garden."

I don't THINK most people have ab-shaped intestines. But I'm not a medical expert.