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    The Satisfactory Cretaceous Reptile

    DiCaprio's voice has never deepened. It never "grew up" if you will. The actor perpetually sounds like he's a kid in his early 20s.

    dat walker looking alright, alright, alright

    Bobby Jindal has the nerve to claim himself as "White" as evidenced by his own voter registration despite being even darker than Ben Carson! Nikki Haley claims herself as "White" too.

    that opening scene would bound to drive a man Batty

    Babylon is like 2000km east of Memphis!

    curious to see who'll be cast as "miss oh-so-young-n-pretty"

    Korn and Limp Bizkit reference…..
    Brings you back to 1995 eh? lol

    Despite all my furor,
    I'm still just an incarcerated rodent

    somebody hoe down this thread while I go eat dinner

    "Kyle weaves a compelling conspiracy that goes all the way up to George R.R. Martin himself"

    Exit light,
    Enter night,
    Take my hand……

    ……that's a space station!

    Kiefer Sutherland, a big time actor, commanded a larger budget. Big Boss spoke fewer lines in MGS5 because the money allocated by Konami could only command that certain amount of dialogue. It was a pure business decision for Kiefer to speak less. He was expensive, that's that.

    I've always disliked the stolen dress scene with Jimmy and Karen. There's no subtlety to Jimmy's plan to whack her.

    "I have *felt* him, my master"
    "Strange that I have not"

    Fart jokes always fall flat…..ulence

    THE GREEN PLACE!!!!
    you past it.
    wha?

    Rapeseed and cumin go hand-in-hand

    Great Scott!