His attorneys should really quit while they’re ahead.

There are plenty of non-trolls out here in the Grey Wasteland, just plugging along, hoping to one day be made one of the cool kids. It’s fine. I’m not bitter.

I’m sure there are gonna be big fights about this but I HATED what Trinity did. I know drag comedy’s not supposed to be high brow but that was like 5th grade talent show level humor. And it had nothing to do with the song! I wish it had been a LSFYL so Trinity could’ve been eliminated. She deserved to go home for that…

Huh?

In my adulthood I have tried to keep fresh toothbrushes around the house in case of unexpected overnight visitors -- just a nice thing to offer. Now I’m thinking I haven’t been going far enough.

“save the packaging so you can pass it off as new with your next girlfriend” seems like horrific advice. Rephrasing it to “lie to your next girlfriend about what you’re putting in her body and where it’s been” would be equally bad, but at least more honest. Dude, if your new girlfriend isn’t worth buying a new…

The physics of trying to stitch together organic material that basically rips like wet toilet paper is just madness.

I’d watch the hell out of Michelle Yeouh playing mirror universe Georgiou. And I also like Discovery so I’m good.

a) Because they’re a semi-satirical sociopolitical organization whose primary aim is to make a point about the ubiquity of Christianity in America and how the First Amendment provides equal weight under the law to all religions.
b) Yeah, that was kind of their point, I think...
c) Many things need to be taken very…

Walking into someone’s apartment without their permission isn’t minor. Refusing to give someone their house keys back when they ask isn’t minor. Blatantly ignoring someone saying “hey, this only works for me if we just fuck, please don’t call me like a friend” and doing it anyway isn’t minor. Those are all red flags…

Shame that wasn’t Stan Lee’s cameo. 

The best Flashpoint story was the one where Bruce was murdered in the alley, Thomas becomes the Batman and Martha becomes the Joker. Great art by Eduardo Risso.

I just slip the largest one a $20 and point to the far side of the room.

“his character ran its course” thats my exact point.. Its hour later but when i wrote this this was the 3rd article id seen this morning asking if lawrence was coming back so it made me question if i was missing something... like how?

If you leave too much space between the words, they can wriggle out of their cages.

There is an odd lack of spaces between a lot of the words.

Thomas Middleditch starring in the new AV Club Interview Series: “Is *This* Your Landmine?”