A color like that makes it hard to play hide-and-sheik.

All I know is my car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I likes it

Perfect for Mustangs leaving a Caffeine & Octane.

the solution to keep payments down is simple...get a cheaper car.

The chain of fraud goes all the way back to Ferry Porsche slapping a fancy emblem on his dads beetle.

And if a squirrel finds his nuts too often he's liable to go blind?

Still not reliable as a Chevy.*

Surprise, bitch.

Mustangs are in full-blown cat mode any time they attend Cars & Coffee. There must be someone here to indiscriminately slaughter.

That reminds me of the highway that has been forced to close by the decades-long Centralia coal fire.

I remember working at the Target in Countryside wondering if it the road would ever reopen... in 2003... damn I’m getting old.

Ford/Honda/Toyota - “Uh, no.”

I just bought a tacoma 10 months ago, largely b/c of the manual transmission. If I wanted an auto, I would have bought a Tundra. I do get all the same involvement/engagement out of driving a M/T truck as I do a m/t sports car. Sure it’s not as fun to rip thru the gears, but 85-90% of a commute in any vehicle isn’t…

“Hold my beer.”

“...sorry, your what?”

But there’s a third option. The de-badge. Which is clearly better.

This is what’s known as a “rotary car dumper,”

On closer inspection these are loafers...

And while it doesn’t show pricing, it does show available packages, colors, and other options.

The egregious and terrible nature of the core take here almost distracts from the absolutely heinous addendum about the best kind of pizza.