Mostly thumbs.

South African BMWs are always the best. The 745i SA being another case in point. Everyone else got the SOHC 3.5 with a turbo. Someone at BMW SA said ‘fuck it’ and decided to sell them with the DOHC M88 instead, thereby creating a de-facto M7.

You’ll have to pardon the CX-5 thing. Apparently mazda sponsors that edmunds tool and defaults to show a Mazda product in the comparison tool. Annoying.

I must applaud Toyota for keeping the 4Runner relatively narrow-bodied all these years, but my favorite 4Runner has got to be the blandest one:

How many krill can it consume in 1 hour?

He shoulda ordered a Royale with Cheese :)

“Oh hello, nothing out of the ordinary here fellow neighbor.“

But whom will you ask to light your cigar/cigarette while pumping?

Only in Oregon and NJ where a trained professional will do the fast refueling pit stop for you.

And transmissions by Manuel.

Every once in a while people get that idea in Buffalo too.

If you miss this, you better be deaaaaaad, or in jail! And if you’re in jail, breeeaaaak ouuuuuuut!

the other chair did not put its keys in the fishbowl

If you’re honest with yourself, I think you already know that option #1 isn’t really an option.

Might I make a suggestion?

With dent? Or without dent? Therein lies your answer.

Only twice?! :)

Ukrainian truck drivers ain’t got time for that.

Because, Volkswagen. (At least in my case.)