I think David spent a lot of time writing when he could have been wrenching.

Then don’t click.

What if it just runs flawlessly the whole time....

“Thanks for looking.

Shut the COTD contest down for the day, our work is done here folks!

Why are you being so mean?

Yet. You haven’t fucked up that badly, yet.

Here is the story. Dude (Victim) had a double barreled sawed off shotgun at a party in St Paul. Someone told him “That is going to get someone killed” at the party and someone gave him a ride over near my Apartment in Little Canada approx Midnight. He fired off the shotgun in the parking lot. 2 Cops with 1 K9 unit…

For fuck’s sake, replace those brake lines. You’re replacing tie rod ends but not 30-year-old brake lines?

David, I had the same wobbly steering wheel issue on my ‘85 Suburban. There are several good YouTube videos about digging in, adding loctite to and re-tightening the four screws that are the issue. It’s maybe a two-hour job, but not difficult. While you’re in there, it’s a good time to replace the multi-function…

I know that’s real but every time I see it, my eyes tell me it’s a 1/24 scale diorama.

I had the Orvis Cherokee. It was magnificent.

Pebbles will live on forever...

True. And the Mercury and Saturn dealers have closed.

Are we absolutely SURE this is the first time he tried it? Maybe this isn’t the first Falcon Heavy launch, and they used a Civic as a trial run...

Yep..I’m definitely not going to cars.com right now and looking at ATS-Vs. Nope. Definitely not.

Speaking as a huge Jalopnik fan, the tone of this article is honestly unbecoming of this site. I enjoy a bit of snark, this just comes across as mean-spirited.

Roger Federer. It’s weird, you’d think he would have plenty of his own, or could afford to buy some. But he steals them. Nobody knows why.