Let me put it this way (and maybe it still doesn’t matter).

Did you read where he was wearing his Indians cap or were you too busy looking up fancy words. I guess smart people can be dicks, too.

First, he’s a good friend.

The Farts- now there’s a team we can all get behind!

Fighting Irish.

He looks ok in his profile picture at least:

Quality writeups like this get buried by the new layout. Harumph I say!

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

Well, he can’t go high, where’s he supposed to hit him?

Mark this date on your colander!

Yes and pedantically speaking, so are my sons schools, but they are 54 miles away from DC. Centennial, which serves Ellicott City, is Bawlmore.

The DMV ain’t LA.

Look, there was abuse on both sides.

Unfortunately, USA Gymnastics position on the abuse allegation has been as flexible as the athletes it is supposed to protect.

Man, you’re missing out on great investment opportunities in gold!

My wife is very interested in cryptids, but she’s never had much luck with this particular batch. Oh, she lies and says she’s in love with them—can’t find a lizard man. She dreams in color, she dreams in red—can’t find a lizard man.

Breitbart reporters aren’t cannibals. They feed on hate, so technically they are Hhuds.

Ironically, Breitbart is blocked at my work because it isn’t on our whitelist.

For some reason I was surprised when the author’s name WASN’T Breitbart Chud.

Well the people who were paid to investigate and actually talked to those involved feel they did not understand process.

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.

Pink Floyd- Dark side of the moon. No justification necessary really.