You could download the movie 2 days before it came out

This

It’s now come out that Becky was supposed to pin Charlotte a few mins later but he Ref bungled the 2.999997 count and it accidently ended earlier than planned.

Red Red vines and Black Twizzlers are my way to go

This would be my walk on song

“the insanely catchy kids’ song”

“Firmware Update” LOL

#stanleycupchamps

I’ve done 120 in a Camry, why not 180 in a Mustang.

Too bad Iron Man 3 is just the MCU’s rewrite of the Incredibles.

Muslim person hates Israel...Noooooo say it isnt so.

“It’s all about the Benjamins baby,” Omar tweeted late Sunday, asserting that politicians’ support of Israel is driven by money.

Islamophobic- So tired of this word. Phobia of Islam. You God Damn right I’m afraid! Why would I want the United States of America to become the United States of Islam.  They have done so well in the middle east.

That’s why i “fake” type in 7 digits.....

Al three of our cars - 17 Camry 03 Camry & 84 Gt350 Mustang, no plates on front in twxas

I trust his 6.4b vs Vince’s 2.9b

This fucking guy...

I used to own a 96 Geo Metro 3 banger with a 66hp and 0-60 in about 28.6 secs. Great MPG, but horrible to drive in the NE Texas hills.

When my girl whistles into my ear, this is my response...

As a long time Stars fan, I couldn’t agree more. I’m tired of the team sitting on leads and losing in the end. These prima donnas are getting paid and they ain’t doing shit. At least Alexander Radulov (11g 18a 29p) is making up for their slack.