Zee goggles! Zey do nothing!

It is  not a flamethrower, it’s a door key!

yes, it actually is. just look at the death-by-gun-rates of countries who actually have such laws in place.

*Checks local Canadian news for anything remotely similar*

Not having laws that keep idiots from owning guns is incredibly stupid.

I was thinking my grandma could control a gun better than this guy.

and I bet he thought he looked like John Wick when shooting and not like a scared turtle

idiots with guns are incredibly stupid

Guns are so incredibly stupid.

He’ll be elected to our Florida Senate next cycle I’m sure.

This must be one of the many “responsible gun owners” they have in Florida, necessitating the complete lack of firearm ownership regulation down there.

And that’s the kind of thinking that has put us exactly where we are today. There are over 45,000 ‘poor’ rated bridges like this in the US. No state is unaffected. Feel free to have a look for yourself:

It boggles my mind that these fuckers have their heads so far up their asses that they can’t see that they’re playing politics with the collapse of the country. It’s there in plain sight, every day. There’s nothing left to debate. Put money in infrastructure *now*, no matter what it takes, because that bill is only…

Of course they knew. But they also knew that if they raised taxes to fix any of the crumbling infrastructure, they’d all lose their jobs and be raked over the coals for being freedom hating tax and spend politicians.

That’s because all the 2A people talk a good game about “when the SHTF”, but when the actual SHTF, they all turtle like we knew they would.  

Maybe he was just there to try and return it for store credit.

Just peacefully walking around, exercising his God-given right to Open Carry.

Why would he possibly get in trouble? After all, according to our all-knowing Supreme Court, he does qualify as a “well regulated militia”. 

Probably just another proud patriot spreading his message of freedom to the dealership.

Uggs don’t go with a black AK.