jamesderiven
James DeRiven
jamesderiven

I’m amazed by people’s confusion over the simple statements made in this film review.

Fucking despise this. You shouldnt be able to own fucking words. Fuck you Zenimax for starting all this because you couldnt fucking stand someone else using the fucking word “Scrolls”

Lukewarm take: the show was neither particularly good nor particularly bad.

Please provide the quotes where Gizmodo’s staff declared they were free speech absolutists you stupid fucking moron.

That fucking Amazon episode. The Doctor got angrier at a woman being bullied than at the same woman being violently murdered.

Bill Lawrence got fired from one of the least funny hit comedies in history after its first season? What does it really, really mean though?

Boy if Captain Lou is "Your Mario" I've got bad news about the unstoppable forward progress of time that inevitably claims us all.

Andor was for grownups. That’s why there is a section of Star Wars fans who didn’t like it. They’re more interested in The Young Jedi Adventures.

Don’t tell anyone else, but I’m starting to question if capitalist corporate law is really helpful to society. Thinking maybe not.

I think they’re looking for a steamy romance. 

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but a cake made by a shoddy cook with no real understanding of baking is not an “incomplete” product. It’s just a shitty cake.

Looking forward to the series finale with special guest star Anakin Skywalker 

That’s exactly how I read it too, and man that entry made me sad. 

io9 has been gay since it started, actually

“I didn't think they would eat MY face"

I too grew up in OC and marginally follow the punk scene, what do I win?

Boring conversation anyway

Star Wars in trouble? That’s not what I heard. My sources said, “Everything’s perfectly alright now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thankyou. How are you?”

Oh, the pain. The paaaaain.

...it just may finally be time, in the words of Dwayne Hicks, to call game over, man.