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James DeRiven
jamesderiven

That fucking Amazon episode. The Doctor got angrier at a woman being bullied than at the same woman being violently murdered.

Bill Lawrence got fired from one of the least funny hit comedies in history after its first season? What does it really, really mean though?

Boy if Captain Lou is "Your Mario" I've got bad news about the unstoppable forward progress of time that inevitably claims us all.

Don’t tell anyone else, but I’m starting to question if capitalist corporate law is really helpful to society. Thinking maybe not.

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but a cake made by a shoddy cook with no real understanding of baking is not an “incomplete” product. It’s just a shitty cake.

That’s exactly how I read it too, and man that entry made me sad. 

“I didn't think they would eat MY face"

I too grew up in OC and marginally follow the punk scene, what do I win?

Boring conversation anyway

Star Wars in trouble? That’s not what I heard. My sources said, “Everything’s perfectly alright now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thankyou. How are you?”

Oh, the pain. The paaaaain.

...it just may finally be time, in the words of Dwayne Hicks, to call game over, man.

I’d say the most controversial change is stuffing the game with microtransactions and live service bullshit in an effort to create a perpetual money machine for sex criminal executives.

His reaction is just having seen it 10 minutes before, preparing his reaction, and then reacting even harder than that to make sure every rational person on Earth wants to do him grievous injury. 

After watching that clip, I’m reminded less about the Queen’s death and more about the fact that all Twitch streamers have to performatively scream every 30 seconds to entertain their 12 year old fans.

The best part is their constant habit of... making up weirdly specific scenarios and then getting angry about them in AV Club posts. What an absoloutely pathetic way to spend one’s time - performative affirmation seeking.

The suit is now CGI and Jonathan Demme shoots first.

Hmm, I’m not seeing the remastering detail very well - it looks the same as it ever was.

Here are a few of the reactions we’ve seen on social media since the news broke earlier this afternoon...”