Y’know, I was actually just replaying a bit of EA’s Return of the King and it got me thinking that it was always really weird that Aragorn had a special finisher where he walked up to a downed orc, swung his sword like a golf club, knocked the orc’s head through the air into a hole in the distance, and then turned to…

how much are you willing to bed Mario[..]

It really says something that the best piece of evidence the anti-trans community can cobble together is from Kindergarten Cop.

Who would have thought that kindergartners don’t know everything?

Seems like Hotz reduced himself to this when he praised Musk’s illegal “hardcore or fired” nonsense and offered to work for three months for no pay.

>Unlike classic Disney, however, the cartoonish villain is replaced by more thoughtful psychological drama

and now he wants to get into bed with an openly bigoted transphobic conspiracy theorist who pals around with people who love to see queer nightclubs get shot up

This is why I never preorder, never buy a game day 1 no matter how much I'm looking forward to it. No franchise is immune to releasing a broken game, and I'd rather not waste my time on a disappointment.

I just watched a video on TikTok of a white woman yelling at two cops. She ran a red light, two stop signs, almost hit a pedestrian, and didn’t have her lights on. She had to repeatedly be told to sit down in her car. She responded to this by yelling and cursing a lot.

I look at the video in the article, and I see that…

It’s a white power fantasy and you think white power rage is good? Oh, because none of that rage is directed at YOU.

Fuck you you fucking racist creep.

I feel like all these old men should form a club where they can find the best clouds to yell at, go the fuck over there and keep their dumb opinions to themselves.

Not while Keanu Reeves walks among us, we can’t.

they brought mitch hedberg back to life? cool, i though they were going to have a transphobic hack who hasn’t been funny for a decade. fuck, hedberg is still funnier than chapell, and hes dead.

I have a bunch of trans friends because I run a legal aid clinic for trans people, and my trans friends are all very happy being their authentic selves! Allowing people to be who they are gets rid of that pain!

it’s almost like people engage with games in different ways than you do

And, let’s face it, with Barsanti’s takes like this one online media ain’t doing so hot. 

There’s nothing more pathetic than some incel simping for Musk. Seek help.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t consumers pay for early access games? In my opinion, if they’re already paying for a game in development, the last thing that should be included is micro-transactions.

Aw see, now you reminded me that Mitch Hedberg is dead. :(