“Fiery the angels rose, and as they rose deep thunder roll’d. Around their shores: indignant burning with the fires of Orc.”

Press F to pay respectocoins

My friends have given me a lot of grief over it.

I’ll never clear them. It’s a matter of honor at this point.

Wouldn’t Ant-Man prefer the Anterior entrance?

It never ceases to amaze me how people can’t just scroll past an article they have no interest in. Instead, they click on it and post a comment. It’s like walking down the street and seeing a guy with an “I’ll punch you in the throat if you want” sign and instead of saying no thanks and walking by, they get punched in…

AV Club writers put and editors put a lot of care and effort. into they’re writing. Do you really we have to shirt allover them just because they occasionally a word and typos? Whomst among us (I know I hasn’t clicked “summit and immediately noticed a few mistakes? Only a real grammer pedant grammar pedantic would…

On the other hand, yes, it actually is a pretty bad movie.

Somehow this feels like a fitting thing for a KOTOR II port. Like it is truly being faithful to the original here.

How many slides in the “What Went Wrong with the AV CLUB” slideshow?

At least they didn’t release it in the form of a fucking slideshow. Good lord, what drugs are the mgmt on?

This swivel to slideshow directive is a real treat.

Oi, friggin SPOILERS

There TF Werewolf. There TF Castle.

This show is about 5% cool scenes and 95% ridiculous contrivances, and/or everyone being an idiot, to stitch them together. The hangar fight was spatially nonsensical. It was a huge gun fight where everyone was about 40-50' apart to start. It kept cutting to the same shot of about 15, supposedly untrained, defenders…

And the villain for the unproduced 8th season:  Kinja!

Not to mention the hilarious multiplayer map where you can fight on top of an airplane flying at cruising altitude - all while the air sloooooowly pushes you back. Fond memories of the countless hours we burned through on that map.

It’s a fun thing to look back on, now that both LoT and the AV Club are over.

We’re vying for some Independent Spirit awards.  

Precambrian Park: “Dad, these bubbling pools smell funny.”

I’m just hoping this movie contains the line, “Somehow, Alan Grant has returned.”