But did anyone else notice that the lawmakers on that stage, which included Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and Rep. Maxine Waters, looked... terrified? Unenthused?

According to 538, Hillary Clinton is our president so this whole impeachment thing doesn’t matter.

You are wrong. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I do know that, but give her any show. 

My brain got confused when I saw her on screen because my eyes told me “Richard Simmons?!” and my ears told me “Amy Sedaris!!!”

Obviously the censored text was "bazongas". 

RIP hearthstone clone, I barely knew thee. literally, I never heard of it until this article

Living for this. I live in Vancouver and I work in film so I’ve ended crewing on a few Hallmarks this year. Here are some things I learned:

Because no one here at Jezebel can just straight up say they like something.

I saw it Halloween night. It was okay but I’m not surprised that it bombed.

Check back in five minutes. The reboot will have been released and bombed in turn by then.

Companies also used to suffer massive setbacks or even go out of business by gambling on their ability to push hard via their games.

Counterpoint: That business strategy died off for a good reason because it was often prohibitively expensive and the PC market’s boom in the last decade is because companies started trying to allow more than rich enthusiasts to play their games.

That’s how I felt about Charlie’s Angels

Wait Kevin McCarthy is supposed to be young there?

Fuck everyone involved in this story. Fucking morons.

I get to write about video games for a living, have cheap rent (thanks Kansas!) but also have fast internet because I live near Kansas City.

If you lower the effect and music audio and boost the dialogue audio you can hear Cal whisper his morbid death fantasies to the dying stormtroopers.

Yes, let’s coddle a guy who says off-the-cuff things like, “As vulgar as they may be, it doesn’t matter that much, but you have to find some sort of orientation. As I always say, the poet must not close his eyes, must not avert them.” Surely it’s that his pitifully limited experience with English has prevented him…

“I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. The Big Dog has truly come to claim his yard”