It was then Kay asked that all-important question:

How do Pop-tarts work?

Sigh.

I don’t even know if its that. It could well just be a typo. Because editing is in the toilet around here.

And it used to be good here.

What a strange little brand bitch you are.

“that failed to past muster”

Pass muster. Pass.

This article opens by calling it ‘the best in the series,’ which is possibly the most inane thing that’s ever been said. Quick: name the villian of this movie. Did you say ‘some Italian guy?’ Exactly.

John Wick went off the rails by not ending when Willem Dafoe dies. It’s the perfect sequel hook with a villain you have…

The John Wick movies have already done the work of cheapening and ruining the John Wick franchise. The show is just the cherry on top. (I mean John Wick 2 is fucking dogshit).

My issue is that I don’t consider him smart enough to understand, much less want to play, that kind of board game.

I take it you never played the reboot games? They’re infamous (even more than the original games) for their countless brutal and graphic fail-state cut scenes that lovingly and downright pornographically document Lara dying over and over and over and over again in hideous ways.

It’s pretty grotesque, and the main…

Oh good, now we can have Female Snuff Porn: The Animated Series.

“Star Wars was a mess before (Marcia) Lucas, Hirsch, and Chew got their hands on it, too”

That’s a myth.

I like it.

Genuinely, I like it. I really like Leia getting pissed at Vader’s ghost: fuck off, Space Dad, I don’t HAVE to forgive you just because Luke’s a sucker who did.

It makes it a nice set-up for a far more genuinely good book later, Tattooine Ghost.

Real important question I never see answered:

Who wakes up in the morning and goes ‘I’m going to go get my news from IGN?”

I have never known anyone, at any time, for whom IGN was their news source - and yet there it remains. Who are these people?

It is baffling nonsense. While it certainly didn’t affect their box office and I know I’m in the minorty, the Wick films went to shit because of how goofy and stupid it’s ‘lore’ got.

By the time John Wick is standing the desert hanging out with some dudes who raided a Spirit Halloween shop for discontinued Arab Shiek…

Hear hear!

“a world that felt, for the time, unique and different.”

HArd disagree. ‘Racist Vikings’ was neither unique nor interesting even when Skyrim launched. It was always the same generic, less interesting world that Oblivion had.

I remember how playing as Spidey in the first LEGO Marvel game made me want to throw up: the web-slinging felt nauseating and jerky. But the Insomniac games work great.

There was a Superman game on the PS2 that had the brilliant idea of giving Metropolis a health bar instead of Superman: it kept a game with the Man of Steel having a reasonable lose-state while not taking away what makes Superman Superman.

Unfortunately the game itself is abysmal: but i still think the idea a good one,…

Yes.

Because what they believe is fact, not politics. When their enemies do it, it is politics.

The Telltales games made me go back to Fables.

And re-reading Fables reminded me why I stopped reading fucking Fables.

The moment where the comic stops and the Big Bad Wolf turns directly to camera and explains to the audience about his unwavering support for the permanent war-footing of the State of Israel is...

Hey,…