jamesderiven
James DeRiven
jamesderiven

If it wasn’t shit, he wouldn’t have skewered it.

It’s like a zip drive disk, but round and with more storage.

Your avatar photo goes perfectly with my expression reading this objectively insane take.

Think critically about media for once.

Fuck his Batman movies for giving cryptofascism a modern visual benchmark.

Preach.

Huh. Thank you.

What are D4 folks revolting against?

And let’s be clear, as a mode of entertainment esports generally still don’t how to emulate the clarity and pacing of non-esports, and don’t even seem to try.

Been a long time: do the early seasons of this show still hold up?

Yuck. I love open world games but only when there’s anything to do in them. I realized early taht Osyssey was depressingly empy, filled with forts whose sole purpose was to be an open-world checklist despite the fact that, narratively, I had no reason to go there or kill anyone, and mechanically I didn’t need the

Weird. I thought it one of the only scenes in the picture that was actually effective. Can we hear from America Chavez fans about how completely wasted she is in the movie, because that and Wanda are far more egregious than alt-univese cameos dying like alt-universe cameos are essentially designed to do. They killed a

I think the fights are visually unparsable. There’s so many environmental effects on screen - ocean, rain, night - that I can’t every see the damn movie.

Great take, fuck this movie.

Hard disagree. This is one of the worst-miked movies of the last few decades - the mix is appalling - the robots feel weightless and the constant weather effects that obscure the visuals look like the movie is just trying to hide it, the plot hinges on several crucial elements of worldbuilding that are suspended

I’ve never seen two movies in a cinema in one day before, it was a new experience—but I really do think you could carve an hour out of G3 and have a tighter movie, although there’s no saving the fact that Endgame bringing Gamora back was terrible idea because then you just have to sit through a whole film of an angry,

The moment Yennifer transformed from an ‘ugly’ girl into the goofiest-looking pouty pornstar in a plotline that felt right off a regressive 80s sex comedy I gave up expecting much of the show and remained baffled at what people were seeing in it. Great actors doing their best with childish material.

Also, watching him get welded into the suit is just cooler than magic nano-tech shit.

Out of curiosity which order did you see them in, because i saw Guardians about four hours after watching Across, and Across made it look like a tedious, bloated mess and I have a feeling I’d have been much more positive to G3 had I seen it first.

Because they kill people. And try to conquer the world. All the fucking time.

The X-men being a stand-in for prejudice never works because being afraid and mistrustful of mutants is incredible rational and sensible.