jamesderiven
James DeRiven
jamesderiven

Black Widow was the last MCU movie I thought was any good, and thus made its forgone ending so deeply frustrating because ehre was a team ofa ctors who played beautifully off one-another and whom you fundamentally wanted to see more of.

But I think it speaks so much to Black Widow’s role in the first MCU phases as ‘the

I tried to go back to Arkham Knight and was jsut stymied by how agressively ugly and joyless everything was.

That and the unbelievable levels of misogyny, but mostly just how much the game thought being Batman sucked.

Their chat bot new hires have really improved efficiency.

Only Up! basically has you running through an obstacle course and parkouring through it gradually escalates.”

Beg pardon?

If web-slinging through a Manhattan that looks that detailed does sing to your soul then yeah, I don’t think SM is going to be a game that’ll sit with you as something really special.

But for those of for whom taht does something to our hind brains, mmmh, it be so good.

In a way all the Screwball/taskmaster challenges

I get so exhausted by the amount of time, labour, and passion that gets squandered on awful scripts. I see it in films, in television, in video games: no one respects the craft of writing, no one seems to support it, nobody pays for it.

Okay.

I watched the trailer for this along with several other before seeing Across the Spider-verse and as transporting and spell-binding as that movie was I kept thinking ‘man, every frame of this film makes those awful noisy trailers look like tired, generic crap.’

I expect nothing from Trolls 3 and will get it, but this

Sorry, I misspoke: in the concept art for the unfortunately never-made ‘Mass Effect 3,’ Jack was indeed apparently supposed to cosplay as Leeloo from The Fifth Element under the World’s Tackiest Bolero Jacket, you are correct.

Of course, as we all know, that game doesn’t actually exist so we were spared that. Thank

The Dreamcast condoms were underrated.

Oh god yeah, her... nipple belt is a baffling piece of fashion technology, and in ME3 she somehow manages to pair it with the worst’s tackiest bolero jacket.

Essentially, yeah.

Tech execs famously don’t use their own products.

I’ve always found it weird that people are attracted to Jack—not physically, I get that, obviously—but more that everything about her is ‘this is every ex with damaging mental health issues compressed into one utterly fucked-up person, stay the hell away’ energy roiling off her.

This is the person for whom your entire

Fans.

Judi Dench Has Human Hands in Cats is the hill worth dying on.

Star Wars fans when something is.

Part of the reason I’ve never been able to get into Bayyonetta is that you can actually hear the creator jerking it in every cutscene and I find it really distracting, and frankly down-right off-putting.

We get it: you’re angry that Bond isn’t an Marvel movie.

No I got that - the show is very popular for a reason. I’m syre it ‘gets better’ I just don’t find the early episodes gripping enough to want to hang around until it does.