jamesderiven
James DeRiven
jamesderiven

A Wonderful Life dictates you must get engaged within the first in-game year”

That’s uh... stupid.

I mean as this website has reported previously, Amouranth has famously invested her money in lots of other projects, so presumably if this fails she’s not facing penury.

RMS Titanic. Not HMS.

It was that video from a few months back about what a massive fraudster Tallarico is that put him back in the conversation. We’re all talking about Tommy, fraudster, these days.

Look at this guy gatekeeping gambling addiction.

Kravin is very silly. Kravin is so rediculous that his big brutal grim broody trailer just reinforces how silly this all is. Did you not read Squirrel Girl? Why are we still taking Kraven seriously?

(Trying to play through Arkham Knight and man that game sure thinks all its very dumb broody angry men are also something

Give me Niles Morales, from the Fraiserverse.

Having watched both into and Across it is not clear to me why you’d ever want another live-action superhero movie ever again. What a terrible medium for the genre.

GWENPOOL! GWENPOOL! GWENPOOL!

Sure, sure, love Gwen, we all love Gwen, great and all, but where’s Peni Parker meeting different Peni Parker variants from different eras of anime? I want to see Ultra-Moé mid-00s Peni Parker and her gang of differently-haired but otherwise identical friends. I want to see weird-leg-proportions and overly-angular

Roiland has demonstrated repeatedly what an ass he is that even if these specifically allegation were untrue, he sounds like a lazy boorish prick to work with and everyone seems happy to be rid of him.

Alternatively: why would I go to an overloud theatre with the dogshit audio mixing that is endemic to all modern movies when I can pirate it at home, for free, with subtitles that allow me to fucking understand the picture, and an ability to pause and go pee should I need to sometime during another unending 200+

God I wish we could agree to scrap Rogue one so Andor would be free to tell its own story and not feel beholden to two and a half hours of Jyn Erso scowling.

Yes but Elementals wasn’t original. Everyone saw the trailer and went ‘that looks really derivative’ and then they saw it and went ‘yeah, that was really derivative.’

You’re talking about the company that made The Incredible 2, possibly the worst movie ever made not because it was bad but because it was utterly

Who?

File it under the same twats who keep ‘fixing’ animation and television by up-scaling the framerate on Youtube so they and their fellow dipshits can all coo over how ‘smooth’ and ‘realistic’ the AI smear looks.

Gamer brain is fatal.

Because given its size and complexity it will just run better. Next question.

Christian Bale Big Serious Batman Coice is that exact same voice he uses for the ridiculous Bird Howl in Howl’s Moving Castle. It’s a silly performance in a silly movie that think Batman is interesting because he growls.

The Batman I’ve loved for decades comes from a sprawling oft-dysfuctional family of adopted kids:

Hate everything Nolan did to Batman: functionally cementing Frank Miller’s shitty take for the better part of two decades. Miserable, joyless dreck.

I’d rather watch Batman and Robin over any Nolan Batman flick—at least if i watch B&R there’s a non-zero chance I might actually have a moment of enjoyment.