Twenty years from now they say the rarest Funko pop may go for a whole three dollars!

Unlike Spider-punk, I didn’t spend his scenes wishing there were subtitles.

The Dances with Wolves sequel was weird...

I believe by ‘Coruscant’ you mean ‘Tatooine’ — you know, that backwater planet where nothing important ever happened except for everything?

Eating Dogshit While Getting Kicked In The Balls At All Meals is here to stay and we should really just learn to adapt and accept it.

That sentence was hopefully coherent to you, contextually baffling though it may be.

That’s... a lot of time to give to a TV show to see if it improves.

I am from a decade in the future to tell you Section 31 as a concept only gets dumber!

Hey it’s over ten years in the future from this comment: Section 31 was stupid in 1998 and mired in a NuTrek that has mined the OoOoH WhAt iF We dEcOnTrUsT RoDeNbErRy’s vIsIoN to fucking death it is positively asinine.

It’s lazy. It’s a lazy, easy cynicism that’s completely gormless.

Nope! You’re wrong and foolish.

John Mulaney had a sitcom?

Mom looked absolutely abysmal when the trailers came out but in the years since I’ve heard people speak highly of it?

That’s a shame, you missed Luca, an underrated Studi-Ghibli-esque delight.

I can’t. I think having a brain would preclude such an action.

The Uwe Boll one that employs people why is this a fucking question?

No Man’s Sky broke crafting on my PS4 with a patch last summer: I haven’t been able to change colour on any item since: not on my file, not on a new file, not on a new file on a new account. it’s not game—breaking but it’s so irritating, and its aggravated by the fact that I’ve never gotten a single response to a bug…

We used to mix our own but I can’t image that would fly in the HD era—hell, its suck a concern that so many shows working with large fake-material sets (like Trek) tend to underlight things just to hide everything they can.

An anti-hero does have to be palatable, however. If he does nothing but snivel and cry no one wants to spend time with him. and thats all Gollum does.

And the Mordor games are a lot of fun mechanically—the story is abysmal, you’re saddled with a personality-less slab of meat and his kill-joy whiney ghost companion,…

Pirate everything now. That show you love doesn’t need the views to survive because it’s going to be killed on a schedule like a pig at a stockyard anyway. Engagement no longer matters: cutting off all your subscriptions and not giving these fuckers any more money until they understand how unacceptable this is is the…

I mean it would have been fine mechanically, but Gollum’s not a protagonist. Gandalf even has a whole speech about what an utterly self-absorbed, self-pitying, exhausting little shithead the guy is, and the nature of his story is we know he doesn’t get better.

Plus there already is a Mordor stealth game: its the OG…