Jack Crusher is the big disappointment with Season 3 (ell, that and Raffi and Wolf getting stuck in on the horrible CSI Sex Club Planet for most of the season.)

He’s not terrible, but he’s not stellar either, and the rest of the cast just out-acts him at every turn.

It is. But much like Pcard, it’s starts bad. Real, real bad.

Actually I was working out with a friend the other day that the miracle of Star Trek is that, with the exception of TOS, every Trek series seems to have a pretty shitty opening season, or even season. (Yeah DS9 has a great couple of opening scenes in its…

It’s CGI, dude. It’s “a digital recreation utilizing footage and scans of Leonard Nimoy.” Right there in the text.

A Beholder? No, nonsense, this is the legally distinct Large Floating Eye Stalk Head Laser Beast.

With my ADD I tend to hyperfixate on a game and play it until a point until my my brain jumps to something else and then I rarely go back to finish. This is also a problem is its an RPG style game that doesn’t pace itself well in terms of levelling - the kind of game where if, like me, you go off and grind on your own…

Yeah it’s a weird use case - no one seems to have ever figured out why some were affected and some were not, but that’s what seems to be the case.

I bought the first game a few weeks ago for my PS4 Pro. It runs so poorly the game is literally unplayable, with horrendous sound stuttering that ends up unsyncing audio and visuals for huge gaps of time. Looking it up this was a common problem for many PS4 players, and no solution was ever patched.

I got really excited about Afterlove EP until I heard that ‘childish vtuber’ voice acting.

LINK. The feminine form of Link is just LINK - it’s not a goddamn gendered name you lunatics.

Why is Scuttle, a bird, simply not eating all the other characters?

I encountered the Bojack Horseman parody first, then saw this unknown actress give a grounded and wonderful performance in a stellar film called The Farewell, then had the horror of enduring the movie Shang Chi and discovering there was a ‘comedian’ I was unaware of whom Bojack Horseman clearly parodying and she gave…

And this is my friend, Guy. And my Japanese friend, Boko.

“The film’s stacked voice cast also includes Elizabeth Banks as Nanjiani’s more adventerous wife, plus Carol Kane, Awkwafina, Certified Toad Keegan-Michael Key, and Prime Should Have Been Mario Candidate Danny DeVito”

HIRE REAL FUCKING VOICE ACTORS HIRE REAL FUCKING VOICE ACTORS HIRE REAL FUCKING VOICE ACTORS HIRE REAL…

From time to time it is suggested to me that Warhammer is something that should be taken seriously, with thoughtful and mature consideration.

Then I scroll through big meaty paragraphs of the goofiest grimdark pulp novel bacchanals and I just chuckle.

It does, though. I’ve watched every season of the Clone Wars where Anakin Skywalker got told-off by his Jedi masters for having emotions that they themselves constantly display - but being constantly smug and quipping don’t count as emotional reactions, apparently. I watch a Jedi passionately insist that Jedi do not…

I thought we agreed not to call a female Link ‘Linkle’ again.

Because it’s terrible.

The thing about the broader Star Wars canon (i.e. everything past the OT trilogy) is that it repeatedly demonstrates that the Jedi were buffoons and that being a Jedi sucks, something that the franchise as a whole then... bizarrely ignores and continually hypes of Jedi despite the textually evidence being overwhelming…

Was really excited to play the first game, picked it up in a PS4 sale a month or so back. Naturally, it doesn’t run, with audio constantly cutting out, cutscenes diesinking, and the entire game generally being rendered unplayable via these audio hitches. Looking it up, this seems to have been a common complaint for…

What I find more amazing is the number of people angrily defending the right of megacorporations to produce and sell them mediocre dogshit. You saw this with the Mario movie, as a huge number of people crawled out of the woodwork to take umbrage at the idea that people would be upset that the movie was lousy: they had…

Not like anyone could see the show anyway with all those fountains and LED lights jammed in front of the stage.

I’m exaggerating for comedic effect but there’s maybe too much going on in that footage, it has a real ‘Michael Bay cinematography’ feel.