Quiet got all the attention but to me it was the game’s brutal treatment of PAz that really made my stomach churn.

(That and making all the male characters one-note bitter, angry asshole who do nothing but growl, with the franchise’s famous sense of humour nowhere in sight. And recasting Snake. And not allowing you to…

In the yers between seeing Cars 2 and Cars 3 I got into F1, so that when I finally saw Cars 3 a year or so back I cried and felt like a putz.

The headline is driving me crazy why can’t I quit this hateful place? I could just not type Kotaku into my damn browser. It doesn’t have to be reflexive.

“Grown adult does not resemble character he last played as a child on Disney television programme fifteen years ago.”

More on this shocking story as it develops.

Wow, weird. I am playing through the game right now and it’s Alloy’s backstory I don’t give a single shit about.

It says that on the title but then has Attack on Titan on the list which, even if we ignore all the gross controversies, is quite frankly the worst-paced show of the decade.

That’s what liberalsm has been for the last hundred years, yes.

Calvinism. The morality of JK Rowling is just Calvinism.

Because unlike you I understand the concept of nuance?

As an F1 fan I know how uninteresting a sport can be when things get really, really unequal between drivers (F1 being a sport where no amount of being a scrappy upstart or underdog matters if you can’t drop 200 million on wind tunnel tests and the best German engineers), but this constant pursuit of balance baffles…

No it’s fine to be a commoner so long as you’re of the right caste.

Hey now. I had a lot of fun complining about how terrible it was!

(I saw Nomadland a while after seeing Eternals. Nomadland was such a profound and ming film I can not understand watching it and going ‘yeah, let’s tap this director to direct the film based on the Jack Kirby’s warmed-over New Gods redux. Such synergy!)

There was an Eternals joke in She-Hulk?

I’ve said it for years: the biggest sin in the Potter books is that Voldemort’s arguments are considered morally distasteful, but nothing within the text proves ever proves him wrong. His belief is that, fundamentally, magic makes wizards more powerful than muggles and that this gives them the right of control over…

Fighting game pros are all wusses.

It’s not cursed, Chris. It’s just too mediocre for anyone to get hyped about.

AI is a terrible mess movie but is so ambitiously, tonally bizarre its kind of spellbounding.

I still live in the delusion that it’s 10 years ago and this site still has soul.

E.T. is a far worse film than Hook.

This might read like trolling but I hated that gross, messy, ugly turd when I was a child, and I still hate him now. Just like The Goonies that movie coasts on nothing bit nostalgia.

(Unlike my favourite 1980s kiddie-classic, of course: Labyrinth, which is objectively perfect, needs…

I want to see more stories about high-end players being at a disadvantage, please.