Because unlike you I understand the concept of nuance?

As an F1 fan I know how uninteresting a sport can be when things get really, really unequal between drivers (F1 being a sport where no amount of being a scrappy upstart or underdog matters if you can’t drop 200 million on wind tunnel tests and the best German engineers), but this constant pursuit of balance baffles…

No it’s fine to be a commoner so long as you’re of the right caste.

Hey now. I had a lot of fun complining about how terrible it was!

(I saw Nomadland a while after seeing Eternals. Nomadland was such a profound and ming film I can not understand watching it and going ‘yeah, let’s tap this director to direct the film based on the Jack Kirby’s warmed-over New Gods redux. Such synergy!)

There was an Eternals joke in She-Hulk?

I’ve said it for years: the biggest sin in the Potter books is that Voldemort’s arguments are considered morally distasteful, but nothing within the text proves ever proves him wrong. His belief is that, fundamentally, magic makes wizards more powerful than muggles and that this gives them the right of control over…

Fighting game pros are all wusses.

It’s not cursed, Chris. It’s just too mediocre for anyone to get hyped about.

AI is a terrible mess movie but is so ambitiously, tonally bizarre its kind of spellbounding.

I still live in the delusion that it’s 10 years ago and this site still has soul.

E.T. is a far worse film than Hook.

This might read like trolling but I hated that gross, messy, ugly turd when I was a child, and I still hate him now. Just like The Goonies that movie coasts on nothing bit nostalgia.

(Unlike my favourite 1980s kiddie-classic, of course: Labyrinth, which is objectively perfect, needs…

I want to see more stories about high-end players being at a disadvantage, please.

THANK YOU

Aw man, I thought that said Flubber.

It’s a reference to Community - Danny Glover leaves the show with a cameoing LeVar Burton to... sail the world, Ithink, and the subsequent season has an offhand reference to the fact that their ship went missing and they’ve disappeared.

... god damnit take your star.

Dune you think that one’s a reach?

Just a news chyron running in the background stating that Cara Dune and LeVar Burton haven’t been seen for months and are feared missing.

First Contact does feel like it needs the scale of a movie.

How can he go to court if he’s barred from public buildings?