jamesderiven
James DeRiven
jamesderiven

No it’s fine to be a commoner so long as you’re of the right caste.

Hey now. I had a lot of fun complining about how terrible it was!

(I saw Nomadland a while after seeing Eternals. Nomadland was such a profound and ming film I can not understand watching it and going ‘yeah, let’s tap this director to direct the film based on the Jack Kirby’s warmed-over New Gods redux. Such synergy!)

Stylization does not excuse poor writing—frankly, it amplifies it. It’s the difference between proper Chaucerian English and ‘Enter mine ye olde shoppe so thou shall knoweth myeth yon produce, good sir knight.”

“If you want space to be a profitable, commercially viable place,”

I don’t, actually. This is objectively a bad thing. I’d like the entire profit-motive driven mindset to be taken out back of the woodshed and shot.

Christ I’m trying to struggle though Escaping Gravity with Lori Garver gushing about how special and

There was an Eternals joke in She-Hulk?

In Star Wars, you’re always wondering what’s happening off-screen.”

No. I’m not. The entire problem with Star Wars is that it assumes as much.

I’ve said it for years: the biggest sin in the Potter books is that Voldemort’s arguments are considered morally distasteful, but nothing within the text proves ever proves him wrong. His belief is that, fundamentally, magic makes wizards more powerful than muggles and that this gives them the right of control over

Fighting game pros are all wusses.

It’s currently not known just who among the first movie’s cast could return, Reynolds’ titular Pikachu included—although Deadline notes that Reynolds will still have “some part to play” in the sequel.”

So obviously it’s going to be a film about Detective Pikachu’s wife, Mrs. Pikachu.

It’s not cursed, Chris. It’s just too mediocre for anyone to get hyped about.

AI is a terrible mess movie but is so ambitiously, tonally bizarre its kind of spellbounding.

I still live in the delusion that it’s 10 years ago and this site still has soul.

E.T. is a far worse film than Hook.

This might read like trolling but I hated that gross, messy, ugly turd when I was a child, and I still hate him now. Just like The Goonies that movie coasts on nothing bit nostalgia.

(Unlike my favourite 1980s kiddie-classic, of course: Labyrinth, which is objectively perfect, needs

Well to be fair, her arrival in the film as Jobu is when I bailed on the movie, turning it off and never going back. I loved the opening and was riveted by the story of the older women trying to hold her laundromat together with a failing marriage and an estranged daughter, but each wackier sci-fi addition checked me

WHO CARES?!!”

Everyone in he article agreeing with it, first of all. You, clearly, since you took the time to comment.

Should have dropped that bolt on Cara Dune.

I want to see more stories about high-end players being at a disadvantage, please.

THANK YOU

Aw man, I thought that said Flubber.

It’s a reference to Community - Danny Glover leaves the show with a cameoing LeVar Burton to... sail the world, Ithink, and the subsequent season has an offhand reference to the fact that their ship went missing and they’ve disappeared.