Fighting game pros are all wusses.

It’s not cursed, Chris. It’s just too mediocre for anyone to get hyped about.

AI is a terrible mess movie but is so ambitiously, tonally bizarre its kind of spellbounding.

I still live in the delusion that it’s 10 years ago and this site still has soul.

E.T. is a far worse film than Hook.

This might read like trolling but I hated that gross, messy, ugly turd when I was a child, and I still hate him now. Just like The Goonies that movie coasts on nothing bit nostalgia.

(Unlike my favourite 1980s kiddie-classic, of course: Labyrinth, which is objectively perfect, needs…

I want to see more stories about high-end players being at a disadvantage, please.

THANK YOU

Aw man, I thought that said Flubber.

It’s a reference to Community - Danny Glover leaves the show with a cameoing LeVar Burton to... sail the world, Ithink, and the subsequent season has an offhand reference to the fact that their ship went missing and they’ve disappeared.

... god damnit take your star.

Dune you think that one’s a reach?

Just a news chyron running in the background stating that Cara Dune and LeVar Burton haven’t been seen for months and are feared missing.

First Contact does feel like it needs the scale of a movie.

How can he go to court if he’s barred from public buildings?

Counter-argument: The Prequel Movies.

See I have. a hard disagree with you that “Kill the past” is hamfisted—it’s a prescient scream at the audience that The Obi-Wan Kenobi Fun-Time Exile Adventure Hour doesn’t have to be inevitable if we reject obsessive nostalgia. I’s a claim that Star Wars can go do something different, can be more than what it is -…

Crucially it also taught that logic divorced from empathy is useless (although it did perpetuate the myth that emotions are illogical extend of a key component of logic). But yes, more than anything Star Trek often called pilloried as being the show where people sat around and talked instead of having exciting action,…

I will go to my grave insisting that Cracked was better than MAD, even though my bias was entirely down to the fact that my local IDA only stocked the former. Well that and the old Cracked dot com was hugely formative for me, and greatly missed. Not the zombie site it is today (thanks same group of media vulterism…

Sorry I use cable in my usually shorthand of ‘having TV that worked at all.’ I grew up in a valley in rural Canada: if you didn’t pay for ‘cable’ (even if that was just the basic package of channels 2-29) you got 2.5 fuzzy channels via an antenna or a satellite dish. I’m old enough to remember when Canada got proper…

They were ties, weren’t they. My Pokémon cards were the parody ones they printed in Cracked magazine.

Yes, I had the off-brand off-brand cards. They were nothing but reprehnsible puns. ‘Geodud’ is the only one I can remember. Comedy gold.