Finding a formula that doesn’t turn the last third of the movie into the exact same fight sequence would probably help.

“How to Train Your Dragon Is, at Long Last, Leaping to Live-Action”

Weird phrasing for an objectively stupid idea.

Not any individual game but I sure would love the feelies for Starship Titanic back, which I foolishly leant to a friend and never got back.

It does maybe kind of kill the entire pacing of the finale stone dead.

I take your point bout Cassie, but she’s be repalced for the... third (?) time so I don’t really count her here.

Hard disagree about Luis: I find all of Ant-Man’s weirdly dated Ethnic Accent Comedy Sidekicks to be wretchedly unfunny.

But thn I just don’t like anything about the Ants-men pictures. I think I’d take Thor 2…

Titus is a glorious mess of a picture, perfect for an adaptation of Shakespeare’s messiest play. Worth seeing for Anthony Hopkin’s ‘Hear me, grave fathers! noble tribunes...” speech alone. (TW Rape, Mutilation, Cannibalism, So Much Gore Goddamn).

(Should also praise Harry Lennix as Aaron, though the cast is wonderful…

God I love this movie, and it’s why I stand up for Will Ferrell as a damn fine actor. (Also, dude’s a good jobbing actor - like Christopher Walken if it offers him paycheque he takes it because he has kids to put through school and does not give a fuck about you holding him to some kind of rarified standard about what…

If her inability to act hasn’t reduced her screentime, I can’t imagine her views would have.

“Kang, who appeared briefly in the finale of Loki”

He monologues for half an hour the heck are you talking about?

Also, I can’t imagine anything I want to watch less than a B plot following all the Ant-Man characters who aren’t Paul Rudd, the only bearable person from the Ant-Man movies. Between Michael Douglas’…

Jesus can we all stop calling him that stupid fandom name already. His real name is Baby Yoda, io9, get your shit together.

“Slick, Slightly-Empty” so an Ant-Man movie, then. Is Evangeline Lilly still drain the energy out of every scene she’s in?

Black Widow is the only good Phase 4 movie.

It’s a reference to this I should think.

I can’t be the only person who keeps confusing Phoebe Waller-Bridge with Phoebe Bridgers, right?

One of the reasons I hate KAidan the most is that in the version I played (back in the day) if memory serves he was bugged so he keeps hitting on you if you turn him down.

This is so horrifically gross that he doesn’t take ‘no’ for an answer thats it’s just wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong, and make shim the grossest…

We can but hope.

“Fans”

Name three.

Oh good, a George RR Martin quote, a man who has always handled gender and sexuality with such tact and nuance.

Sounds facetious I know but there’s a bunch of Nintendo games I think of ‘Nintendo games’ that are far more nebulous in their ownership. And the thought of possibly going down a IP ownership rabbit hole today just made me feel tired.

I enjoyed Let’s Plays back in the day, for games I couldn’t afford or were simply out of print (I had to get caught-up on Metal Gear Solid this way since the last release of those games was for PS3 and I don’t have a matching that can run an emulator.)

What I don’t get is the creepy parasocial orgy of it all. I hate…