jamesderiven
James DeRiven
jamesderiven

in contrast with the LotR movies of the 200s”

I’m glad you brought this up. Despite its racial problems (it didn’t cast a single Gaul), Septimius Severus’ adaptation of LOTR is severely underrated.

The idea that anyone takes The Dark Knight Returns seriously, or treats it with any reverence when it’s this lurchingly mean-spirited, often creepy, and poorly written mess (with some of the worst art in the business), baffles me.

I like how they draw the eye to Spidey’s penis.

Or at least not anybody in my income bracket.

I came here to say something similar. Has Spawn gained a dingle new fan in the last twenty years? Does anyone under the age of thirty know Spawn, and would find anything about him palatable or interesting if they did?

You telling me my innocent-seeming Animal Crossing island is in fact the graveyard of hundreds of buried lady bots?

Jesus Christ.

That’s what I certainly would never do!

I too am crushed and disappointed that this is about—sigh—another tiresome sitcom, and not news that Mouse or AndrAI are about to grace my screens again.

I don’t like Bastion because when I was in university during a talent show some young guy took it onto himself to do a reading of the narration from the game (which no one there, particularly the professors, had played or was aware of) in abad southern drawl while his friend did interpretive dance and music played

Oh, absolutely - because China is one of the rare centres of power large enough to be able to shrug-offAmerican threats, since it has its own highly successful domestic entertainment market that has proven resistant to American media-colonial efforts.

Yeah he was my second choice after Boring McGee and His Dour Ghost friend from the Shadows of Middle Earth games. Also since I’ve never really played Gears I can at least speak to Shadows weird treatment of women first hand: plus, Sexy Lady Shelob is always good for a laugh.

Still doesn’t have women like Arkham hates

Damnit, it keeps coming to all the platforms I don’t own.

The Shadows of Middle Earth games are right there, after all.

I mean if they really need to fill that Arkham void, it’s not hard to throw a dart and hit a game that features tedious over-muscled unemotional dudes and a rampant hatred of women.

I was assuming they brought in 500K and then spent that on Crypto and lived off the profits of the boom that followed.

My apologies if I misconstrued: I thought I was being called a Chinese commenting plant and wasn’t greatly pleased.

Canadian sick of America wrecking my country, actually.

They’d try to squeeze it out of a single stanza of The Adventures of Tom Bombadil.

America’s ability to enforce laws on American properties stops at America’s borders.”

That’s a very nice fiction that is utterly untrue given America’s economic might and coercive history.